Fan Fiction Cafe

Welcome to the First Floor, affectionately known among patrons as the Fan Fiction Cafe. This is the heart and soul of the Station, a coalition of creativity from across the universe. You can even check out a few of my paltry little attempts at fanficness. Be sure to scroll down to the end for tips on how to submit your own works.

] The Glomper Ninjas ] A Transformers fic concerning Optimus Prime and... well, let's just say a lot of weird stuff happens. And Prime-chan could not be happier about it. Rate this fic at Lexicon! ] Recalibrate ] A filk of En Vogue's 'Free Your Mind', focusing on a common ailment of both Autobots and Decepticons: namely, none of them can shoot worth a darn. Gotta love plot convenience. Rate this fic at Lexicon! ] Who Let The 'Cons Out? ] A filk of the Baha Men's immortal 'Who Let The Dogs Out'. Your basic homage to the mighty Decepticons... Rate this fic at Lexicon! ] Beast Wars, Fraggle Rock Style ] A filk of the Fraggle Rock opening theme. For some reason I get inspired to write Transformers/Beast Wars stuff whenever I listen to Muppet music. Behold the fruits of my insanity. And this is dedicated to Jim Henson, God rest his soul. Rate this fic at Lexicon! ] They Think My Altmode's Sexy ] A filk of Kenny Chesney's 'She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy'. I think that speaks for itself. Rate this fic at Lexicon! ] Just In Time ] Of course we all remember the day we met Trunks from Dragonball Z - he's the guy that finally offed Frieza when the evil warlord came to earth along with his father. But what if he hadn't arrived in time? Read on for Goku's final crack at Frieza. A short fic, rather pointless, but fun. ] Prayer - A record of Aeris's last thoughts ] What was going through Aeris's mind in the last moments before she was murdered by Sephiroth? Here's my take on the subject, appropriately filled with Planet-protecting jargon. ] Beast Wars Redux ] A Beast Wars alternate universe. A fan makes a wish that sets something incredible in motion - one that will revolutionize the inner workings of the universe forever. Note: I'm publishing these in parts, not chapters. A part is about six chapters long.       Part 1 - The Cosmic Reset Rate this fic at Lexicon! ] Final Fantasy 7 1/2: Magic Planet ] A crossover fanfic of Beast Wars (the kickingest show this side of the Pacific, now sadly discontinued) and Final Fantasy 7 (shame on you if you don't know what that is). For Beast Wars it's an alternate-reality fic, but for FFVII it's a continuation fic.       Chapter 1       Chapter 2       Chapter 3       Chapter 4       Chapter 5       Chapter 6       Chapter 7       Chapter 8       Chapter 9       Chapter 10       Chapter 11       Author's Notes ] Cyberfox: The Nine Tales of Ayane ] A fantasy romp based on certain elements of Japanese mythology. Not a fanfic per se, but reading Rumiko Takahashi's Inu-Yasha gave me the idea. Much kudos to Takahashi-sama!       Chapter 1       Chapter 2       Chapter 3       Chapter 4 ] The New Moon ] ON HIATUS     Based on Sailor Moon, this fanfic introduces the daughters of Sailors Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, Uranus, and Pluto as the future protectors of Crystal Tokyo.       Prologue       Chapter 1 ] Year Of the Monkey ] ON HIATUS     Okay, so we all know the story of Goku's childhood - how he hit his head as a baby and consequently forgot that he was originally sent to Earth to strip it of all life in preparation for prospective buyers, instead becoming Earth's defender. All well and good, but... what if he hadn't...?       Chapter 1 ] Gundam Crux Crucis ] Eighty-three years after the events of Gundam Wing, a new threat to peace emerges. Before Earth is crucified for ambition and greed, the Gundams must rise again from the depths of legend and fight for humanity. Enter Ariel, a young guerrilla with no future; June, the daughter of executed subversives; Sango, a thief and con woman from the Colony B3 slums; Delphi, an amnesiac raised as a street brawler; Nozumi, an affluent entertainer on the run from her past; and Malinche, a political subversive and embracer of bloodshed. Only two things connect them: They were all orphaned by those who would ignite war in the Earth Sphere, and they all find themselves irresistably drawn to the terribly beautiful Gundams.       Epic 1: Trial             Chapter 1             Chapter 2             Chapter 3       Epic 2: Condemnation       Epic 3: Crucifixion       Epic 4: Resurrection             Author's Notes ] Trouble And A Half ] ON HIATUS     While I'm sure that this is a horrendously overused concept, the idea of a DBZ-Ranma1/2 crossover has long intrigued me. Finally, I just broke down and wrote the darn thing. Guess who gets the bunny curse!       Chapter 1 ] Trepidation of the Spheres ] It is Goku's greatest nightmare - outmuscled, outmatched, he has been beaten by the bloodthirsty brother he'd never had, Raditz. If he'd trained harder over the years, been a little stronger, a little faster, even if he'd solicited the help of his longtime rival, Piccolo - but that doesn't matter now. For now Goku is about to embark on the journey of his life, a journey that will span the farthest reaches of outer space and shake the universe to its very foundations. Soon Goku will come into contact with the mountainous Nappa, the acidic Prince Vegeta, and a whole colony of refugee Saiyans. Soon he will learn what it means to be a Saiyan, and a warrior, and a leader. Until now, Goku has never truly known what strength was. Fortunately, he learns quickly.       Chapter 1       Chapter 2       Chapter 3       Chapter 4       Chapter 5       Author's Notes

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