They Think My Altmode's Sexy
A Transformers filksong written by Stella Quetzacotl
First created: May 25, 2003
Last modified: May 25, 2003

On the love-hate relationship between Transformers and their fangirls.
To the tune of "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" by Kenny Chesney.  And no, 
I don't know what possessed him to write that.  I'm just taking advantage
of the situation.

~~~~~Legal Stuff~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This is a work of fiction written for entertainment purposes only.  All
characters in Transfomers are the exclusive property and copyright of 
Hasbro.  However much I wish I owned them...  (sigh)
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Prowl: Fighting Decepticons in the Earthling sun.
You hear the screaming, then Primus, here they come!
Starscream: The 'Bot fangirls and the 'Con fangirls, you know they all 
	want me!
Brawn: I never had to deal with glomping on Cybertron.
You gotta wonder just what these girls are on.
Kickback: Don't know whether to enjoy it or to flee...

All: They think my altmode's sexy, it really turns them on.
Don't matter if you're Autobot or Decepticon.
They squeal when we transform and show our mech-ly physiques.
Thundercracker: Dunno about you but it's giving me the creeps.
All: Can't say I understand it, but it doesn't vex me -
They think my altmode's sexy!
They think my altmode's sexy!

Rumble: They'll chase us from dawn to the middle of the night.
Soundwave: Prognosis - something simply is not right.
Jazz: But you can't argue with fangirls determined to worship you.
Scavenger: It sure is awful fun to have so many fans.
Megatron: But it always interferes with my brilliant plans!
Prime: A bot can't say a word without making the fangirls swoon...

All: They think my altmode's sexy, it really turns them on.
Cliffjumper, Ironhide, Skywarp, Hook, Prime, or Megatron.
Ratchet: Forget common sense or laws of physics in either faction -
all these fangirls want is some hot Transformer action!
All: Can't say I understand it, but it doesn't vex me -
They think my altmode's sexy!
They think my altmode's sexy!

Bumblebee: Cars, vans, trains, planes, tanks, guns, or trucks -
All: If it's got another mode, you should see their eyes light up!
Sideswipe: They think my altmode's...

All: They think my altmode's sexy, it really turns them on.
Mirage: For Primus's sake, there's even some that go for Unicron.
All: Not threats nor pleads nor laser beams deter them from their 
	mission.
Longhaul: You oughta see what they put us through in Mary Sue fanfiction!
All: Can't say I understand it, but it doesn't vex me -
They think my altmode's sexy!
They think my altmode's sexy!

They think my altmode's sexy!

Fade