Beast Wars, Fraggle Rock Style
A Transformers filksong written by Stella Quetzacotl
First created: May 25, 2003
Last modified: May 25, 2003

If the Beast Wars theme song had been written by Jim Henson and Co.  God 
bless the man...

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This is a work of fiction written for entertainment purposes only.  All
characters in Transfomers are the exclusive property and copyright of 
Hasbro.  Count your blessings, Hasbro.
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(music starts)

(primitive human starts making monkey noises)

Fangirl: Hey, Fred, what're you grunting at?  What do you see?

(music continues, building)

Maximals: The good guys save the day!
Make the Predacons run away!
Let the theme song play!
Beast Wars Transformers rocks!

Megatron's voice, over an intercom: Attention, Predacons.  This is your 
leader.
Predacons: The bad guys win the day!
Make those Maxies run away!
The bad guys gotta say -
Beast Wars Transformers rocks!

Maximals: The good guys save the day!
No protoform for the Preds today!
Rattrap: Choppuhface is lame! (Dinobot growls in the background)
Maximals: Beast Wars Transformers rocks!

Cheetor: Look out!  It's Megatron!  (The Maximals make various sounds of 
horrified exclamation)

Megatron: A-doo-doo-doo-de doo de doo,
de-de-de-dum de dum-de-dum.
A-de-de-dum dum dum de doo-de-doo,
a-dum dum dum de dum.
A-doo doo doo doo doo dum-de-dum,
a-dum de doo de dum,
A-da-da doo doo doo doo doo doo,
a-dum de dum de-dum!

Hey, plot the days away!
I know I will get my way!
The Maximals will pay!
Beast Wars Transformers rocks, yess!

Megatron: (gasp) The Maximals!  After them!

Optimus: Maximals, retreat!  (various scared noises from the Maximals as
they run away in fear)

(Saxophone solo courtesy of Waspinator.  Rhinox hums along.)

(Maximals still running in fear, but they pause long enough to sing...)

Maximals: The good guys save the day!
Dinobot: The vermin eats rancid garbage!
Rattrap: Hey, that didn't rhyme!
Maximals: Beast Wars Transformers rocks!

Predacons: The bad guys win the day!
Maximals: With us around, there ain't no way!
All: One thing we all can say - 
Beast Wars Transformers rocks!
Beast Wars Transformers rocks!
Beast Wars Transformers rocks!

Megatron (spoken): Beast Wars Transformers rocks.  Yess.

(music ends)